The title of the post says it all really. That's the depresing fact I came face to face with this morning. My darling daughter has gone from being babe in arms, to being tall enough to reach my shoulder. Granted I'm not exactly tall at just over 5 foot in height but still, it's depressing.
My son too is going through this depressing growth phase and is now level with my milk cartons. I keep telling them to stop this growing taller lark but they are ignoring me with obvious relish and doing it anyway.
Then, my daughter made a fatal mistake.
"When I get a bit older, I'll be taller than you and you can't tell me off any more!"
I stopped dead, narrowed my eyes and growled as I looked at her. ( I have an impressive growl apparently)
"Do you really think so?" I asked
Daughter dearest took one look and realised her error.
"No mum, I was just pretending! Honest!"
"Good"
"Besides, you're old and you won't be able to catch me"
I smiled sweetly at her as another growl threatened to burst out of me.
"No, and I wouldn't even try, but you have to come home to eat and sleep" I replied.
*gulp*
"I'll be good mummy"
"Good"
With that, we carried on getting ready for school. I have conditioned both my children so well that I no longer have to be graphic or even give them a swat on the backside, a growl and an implied threat usually does the trick.
I can be very graphic when I set my mind to it although, they figured out that when I threatened to rip their arm off and beat them to death with the soggy end, I wasn't actually going to carry it out. Oh well, growling it is.
Oh, and I woke up to my period this morning. Nice to see how the level of animosity in my voice is directly proportionate to how pissed off I am already.
I guess daughter dearest has learned to pick up on that.